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Originally Posted by
Eugeneg 
All the same to me in the south on the lighter side
> > Never Choke in a restaurant in the South
> >
> > Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat,
> >they talk about their moonshine operation.
> >
> > Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich,
> >begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
> >in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya
> >swallar?'
> >
> > The woman shakes her head no.
> >
> > Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
> >
> > The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
> >
> > The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks
> >down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
> >tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
> >obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the
> >Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
> >
> > His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick
> >Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'