Once upon a time, in a Floridian galaxy far, far away, there was a one eyed jet eye who decide to do some ice fishing. He gathered his things and set up on the ice. Just then he heard a large reverbarating voice from above,
"There is no fish under the ice." He looked up and all around but could not discern the source of the voice. He was about to resume when once again he heard the loud reverbarating voice say,
"There are no fish under the ice."
The one eyed jet eye looked up once again and all around and said, "Is that you Oby Wan Koinobi"
"No" screamed the the voice, "Its the ice rink owner you DA,
there are no fish under the freaking ice"! 