LOL
A few years ago there was this Japanese lady at the Dutch National Koi Show who, for a small fee, would write down your name in Japanese. When I took it to someone who can read Chinese, because he always said the signs are basicly the same in Japanese and Chinese, he told me that it said "milk cow" in Chinese
I had my name written down twice more, and it's different every time
I guess I could use them as aliasses
Regenmeneer