The magzine...an update

[johnsmith]

Mulberry , please follow procedure as posted on My Page for Internet romance and potential US brides. Submit full length picture holding todays Newspaper and three reasons why you would make a good bride/playmate.

Thank you for applying
JR

[mulberryjen]

Know where Elvis is living
Have an extensive gnome collection
Shave my legs every day

[johnsmith]

Dear Applicant, thank you very much for your enclosed information. You seem like a very lovely person and someone on the Internet will be very lucky to meet you. But it is with deep regret that I must inform you that we were actually looking for someone who DID NOT shave their legs as this was a prerequisite for bride of the month. Still, we encourage you to reapply in a month or so. And thanks once again for contacting us at Internet romance and US brides monthly.

Sincerely, JR

[mulberryjen]

Drat. I knew I shouldn't have lied about my legs. sigh

[luke frisbee]

Muljen...remind me...which of these vid clips I've been sent is yours?

[mulberryjen]

Luke, it's the one you watch every night.


(Whew, I sure hope Brian gets things going again soon....the way we amuse ourselves while waiting for new Koi-Bito articles borders on being very, very frightening. )

[johnsmith]

I know I have goose bumps! JR

[luke frisbee]

Muljen,
I didn't know you were a dwarf!

[mulberryjen]

Luke, I prefer the term "bonsai", thank you very much.

[dick benbow]

LOL! I feel like a moth to a flame....being drawn in but dare get too close!
You guys are in bonsai terms shohin ( a handful!) LOL too funny!