OK John, this is a high degree of composure. I would suspect that you had hit the sweet spot of psychotropics, but I don't believe you would, being, you know, a suit guy and all.

That leaves only the explanation that you see a path to a goal and cannot allow yourself to see anything that might deter your progress and accomplishment of that goal. Purity of purpose? Yeah, sure, OK. American nature at its raw primal best as Jagger has reminded us? I guess. I avoid you guys at all costs. There always ends up being some tromping of the innocent and good natured on the way to Trump Towers, or Wally World.
So, Mr Meat,

why is it that koi ponds without gravel cost more than hybrid ponds with gravel? Were we correct when we understood you to say that the "outdoor aquarium" concept was a decorative approach to a healthy fish environment, providing all that koi would need PLUS the cute stuff? Adding gravel and plants, maybe a deep sea diver and a ship wreck, so that big boys could have a big aquarium should cost more. Weave us a tale.
Also you've asked us to kick around the bead filters and centrifugal pumps you market. What I do know is that bead filters themselves are a controversial topic and seem to be most loved by the least experienced. The concept usually used to promo them, (sales announcer voice) "you can dazzle your freinds by backflushing our Amazo Filter while wearing your business suit and shiny shoes!" is enough for me to know they likely deliver compromised performance. And yes, compromised is LESS. I have one tiny bead filter on a 60g aquarium holding two of Gunn's fish. Pita
Mr. Russell, please seek out a real pond with real filter chambers. You need to see the goal from our perspective, not just from the cash box.
Mickey the windowman