I think we've now arrived at the point where I need to paraphrase something my good friend, Merle, once wrote:
"If you don't love it, leave it!
Let this song I'm singin' be a warning.
If you're running down my koi board, man,
You're walking on the fightin' side of me."
Since you don't appear to want to dicsuss koi shows and show koi, the avowed purpose of this board (and our shared passion), I now strongly recommend you find another another audience-- one your bloviating style appeals to and your lack of journalistic verisimilitude doesn't dismay.
Sorry, John, but you and your partner, Todo, aren't in Kansas anymore. Best you click them Ruby heels 3 times.

Don