I think if I shot my mouth off as much as you seem to do, I would have no feet left.
You must check out what the person's level of the hobby is first before sending them to WalMart.

I go there to get my dogs pig ears.....
I have a very poor specimen of a bonsai.a Ficus Benjemina(sp).it is over 10 years old, and hasn't grown more than 3 inches in width.leaf to leaf.lol.........but it hangs in there..with no help from me mind you .
They are starting a class here at the local nursery where I used to work.might have to slip in and get myself re aquainted