Ok.... well, I don't think you need a rant on how unsuitable that pond is for koi...
Let's look at it this way:
There are fish in there, I'm assuming they've been there for sometime and are alive (and I'll assume reasonably healthy) so let's deal with what we have.
First, with a pond this small, you'll have to feed extremely light. Once you get your ammonia tester, let this be your guide. Your goal (although tough to achieve in this situation) is 0 ammonia and 0 nitrites. I have no idea what this will equate to in regards to volume/frequency of feeding but I'd suspect it would be extremely light if at all.
Without a bottom drain you're going to have to clean the mulm off the bottom on a very regular basis (daily) with a pond vac, or something. I suppose you'd be able to use a wet/dry vac, but will be kind of a painful proccess

. Another option is a tiny water garden pump with a hose/tubing on the intake side, prime the pump and use it as a vacuum with the discharge water going somewhere else besides the pond.
You'll need to clean the foam covering the intake of your submersible pumps daily and you'll need to clean out your filters frequently as well. When you clean your filters (importantly the bio media portion) rinse and wash with pond water only so you don't kill off the bacteria with chlorine in your tap water. This might be another use for the mini vacuum pump for cleaning the bottom of the pond. Stock up on medication for the fish, you're going to need it.
In all reality, the maintenance schedule for a pond like this, with the fish you have in there is a nightmare. I'm not saying that you can't do it... but your water parameters (temp/nitrite/ammonia/ph.. the works) are going to swing wildly throughout the day and night and will probably always be a stressful environment for your fish creating various health problems along the way.
My best suggestion would be to continue to educate yourself, have a look at what you've got going on in your life and decide if you'd like to get into this hobby. If you decide that you enjoy it enough to invest money and time, then it goes without saying.... GRAB A SHOVEL AND GET TO IT!!
However, if the few things I've laid out for you seem to be too much work and not enough time to get it done (we're all busy people these days) and the fish don't really interest you that much, I'd suggest you place the koi if possible with somebody else with an actual koi pond. (craig's list etc. if you don't know anyone personally) Get some plants, maybe one or two goldfish and enjoy a peaceful water garden.
End of the day, your pond, your fish. But let's be fair to the koi.
Good luck, and if you decide to stick with the hobby, bookmark this forum. The advice and experience offered here is second to none. I started out just like you (only my first "pond" was even smaller than yours

) and I've got a long way to go before I'd even deem myself competent at koi keeping.
Grant