St. Pats

[111whalen]

Happy St. Patricks Day. We are having a big old party for about 50. Some koi friends, neighbors, and teachers, etc. I hope you all see green (not in the pond) and have a great evening and enjoy the 17th.
Know any good Irish jokes?
Look, 400 posts-I really am getting old.

[MysticKoi]

Sounds like a good time!

As far as Irish jokes... I kind of always liked this prank call.

http://mystickoi.com/kona/Demolitioncall.wma

Fill your boots man!
Bill

[Campcheryl]

Originally Posted by MysticKoi

Sounds like a good time!

As far as Irish jokes... I kind of always liked this prank call.

http://mystickoi.com/kona/Demolitioncall.wma

Fill your boots man!
Bill

You are the top man Bill! That was too funny.

So here is an Irish joke...(of course not as funny as the demolition man)...

Question: What's Irish and stays out all night?






Answer: Paddy O'Furniture

[111whalen]

Bill,
Very funny-nothing to do with koi but it tis the day of the Irisih.

[KoiCCAPW]

Here's a cute one.

Blind Faith

A man wakes up one morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top. The bedroom is immaculate. On the bedside table is a note, which says, 'Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen. I love you.'
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast.
'Tell me, son,' he asks, 'what happened last night?'
'Well, says the boy, 'you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye.'
'Christ!' says the man. 'Then how come my clothes are all folded, the house is tidy and my breakfast is ready?'
'When Mum dragged you into the bedroom and tried to get your trousers off to put you into bed, you shouted at her, ''Get your filthy hands off me, you whore, I'm married!''

Happy St. Paddy's Day!
Yippy! I'm Irish!

[Sangreaal]

Originally Posted by KoiCCAPW

Here's a cute one.

Blind Faith

A man wakes up one morning with the filthiest hangover and no recollection of the night before. Slowly opening his eyes, he sees a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water on the bedside table.
He looks around the room to find his clothes are on the dresser, neatly folded, with a clean shirt on top. The bedroom is immaculate. On the bedside table is a note, which says, 'Darling, your breakfast is in the kitchen. I love you.'
Downstairs, he finds his favourite cereal, croissants, fresh OJ and freshly brewed coffee laid out waiting for him, along with the morning paper - and his 15-year-old son, who is finishing his own breakfast.
'Tell me, son,' he asks, 'what happened last night?'
'Well, says the boy, 'you came home so blind drunk you didn't even know your own name. You nearly broke the door down, then you were sick in the hallway, then you knocked the furniture over and when Mum tried to calm you down, you thought she was the police, so you gave her a black eye.'
'Christ!' says the man. 'Then how come my clothes are all folded, the house is tidy and my breakfast is ready?'
'When Mum dragged you into the bedroom and tried to get your trousers off to put you into bed, you shouted at her, ''Get your filthy hands off me, you whore, I'm married!''

Happy St. Paddy's Day!
Yippy! I'm Irish!

Oh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Good one!

[111whalen]

Several "Irish " characters. That's Jack Marin and Lisa Barnett. There were others but I'd only bring pain to the party. Jack won the "most Irish" contest.